Amir’s Email to Friends Upon Arriving at Stanford

So far this school has surpassed all my expectations: The professors and classes are fascinating, the campus is an architectural masterpiece, the weather is clement, the people are nice, the streets are bike friendly, everybody plays frisbee, the campus network is 100 mb/s and they have cool priceless scultures and fountains everywhere. Also, I have a fresh lemon tree 5 feet from my front door. Still I miss all my friends back east and if any of you are ever in the neighborhood or just wants to come visit you have got a place to stay by me.
-amir