Amir’s Friendster Testimonial to Jon Wolfson

Amir, 07/21/2003:
Jon’s eccentricity often approaches dizzying heights. In between his daily, unsuccesful attempts to come up with the proper tune for his “digits of pi” song, you might catch him obsseively indexing his classic rock tape collection or calculating the real estate value of the average-sized gum- blotch on fifth avenue . His appetite for obscure and esoteric music is voracious. He is probably the only person extant to remember the lyrics and chords to the mid-nineties forgotten classic “rape-man”. The philosophical one of my friends, jon can often be heard saying such theories as: “If the holocaust existed, why are we taught about it?” and “I wonder if the bums on Park Avenue feel richer than the ones on Broadway”