Amir, 07/21/2003:
What kind of guy is Eli? Eli is the type of guy that makes me wish I were gay. Anyways he is out fo my league and he knows it too. Eli’s vanity in unparalleled in the annals of man. When he is not obsessively grooming his raven-black locks, he can be found in the gym chiseling his alreay flawless physique. Dont even be asked to set up with him becuase to see him is to love him and all too often this love goes unrequited leaving the happlessly enamoured nothing but a quivering, orgasmic mess.
