aaron palmer

Amir, 07/21/2003:
What kind of guy is Eli? Eli is the type of guy that makes me wish I were gay. Anyways he is out fo my league and he knows it too. Eli’s vanity in unparalleled in the annals of man. When he is not obsessively grooming his raven-black locks, he can be found in the gym chiseling his alreay flawless physique. Dont even be asked to set up with him becuase to see him is to love him and all too often this love goes unrequited leaving the happlessly enamoured nothing but a quivering, orgasmic mess.

Amir, 07/21/2003:
Jon’s eccentricity often approaches dizzying heights. In between his daily, unsuccesful attempts to come up with the proper tune for his “digits of pi” song, you might catch him obsseively indexing his classic rock tape collection or calculating the real estate value of the average-sized gum- blotch on fifth avenue . His appetite for obscure and esoteric music is voracious. He is probably the only person extant to remember the lyrics and chords to the mid-nineties forgotten classic “rape-man”. The philosophical one of my friends, jon can often be heard saying such theories as: “If the holocaust existed, why are we taught about it?” and “I wonder if the bums on Park Avenue feel richer than the ones on Broadway”

So far this school has surpassed all my expectations: The professors and classes are fascinating, the campus is an architectural masterpiece, the weather is clement, the people are nice, the streets are bike friendly, everybody plays frisbee, the campus network is 100 mb/s and they have cool priceless scultures and fountains everywhere. Also, I have a fresh lemon tree 5 feet from my front door. Still I miss all my friends back east and if any of you are ever in the neighborhood or just wants to come visit you have got a place to stay by me.
-amir